From The Desk Of Danny Havoc:

As many of you may by now be aware, I am soon to be leaving the world of independent wrestling to go pursue my dreams of being a halibut fisherman in Nova Scotia. With only a handful of shows left on my docket, I realized that--as a proud son of the Midwest (the Midwest being arguably less proud of its son than he is of it)--I would be remiss in not getting to give it a proper in-ring goodbye.

Thus it was decided that I would make one more jaunt out to the drunkest state in the Nation (and my favorite) to bleed for your entertainment one last time in America's Dairyland, beautiful Wisconsin. In conjunction with the fine folks at Game Changer Wrestling and my old pal Dysfunction, I will be presenting ["allowing my name to be used for marketing purposes"] Danny Havoc's Wisconsin Death Trip in Milwaukee on August 20. I wanted the name to be Danny Havoc's Milwaukee Meat Raffle, but market research indicated that non-midwesterners wouldn't get the reference and would think it sounded a bit homoerotic, so we decided instead to tip the hat to the late Wayne Static.

I have always been quick to claim my Midwestern, rural roots (that's a pun but you won't get it, I reckon)...it seems apropos that I would have one more match in the region of my homeland to round out this makeshift 'farewell tour' of mine. If you live in the heart of the country, where God smiles upon amber waves of grain and sheep die mysteriously in barnyards, come out to see me off at GCW on 8/20.

And buy me a beer.