A personal hero of mine (no wonder my life is a disaster), Shane MacGowan. Slainte!

AARPrizefighting…I’ll tell you this for nought: there’s a sport I could finally see myself getting into…

Longtime followers of my work (Rick Clark) will note that I love to draw Christian/Capitalist icons Jesus Christ and Santa Claus (figures of equal magnitude and basis in fact)…here are a few more examples. The middle one was a makeshift Xmas card I sent to my Hebraic friend, Kyle…because I’m progressive and politically-correct…

Longtime followers of my work (Rick Clark) will note that I love to draw Christian/Capitalist icons Jesus Christ and Santa Claus (figures of equal magnitude and basis in fact)…here are a few more examples. The middle one was a makeshift Xmas card I sent to my Hebraic friend, Kyle…because I’m progressive and politically-correct…

“Typical Day.”

Animal Fact #362: Toads are inclined toward a genocidal hatred of frogs, despite being closely related. (Gorilla not to scale)

I thought it was high time I showed some range, so I decided to do something a little more cutesy and less morbid. Diversity: it’s what I’m about.

Not timely, but still fun…

COFFEE BOSS

This picture is all beat to shit because it was stuffed in my wrestling bag throughout most of my last trip to Japan. In that country, Tommy Lee Jones is the current spokesperson for the popular beverage line, COFFEE BOSS. Go to YouTube and look up his commercials, they’re awesome. Anyway, I was bored over there and sketched this up. The vaguely racist double entendre was not originally intended, but in hindsight, it hasn’t escaped me. I am completely unapologetic..

I dunno. This is what happens when I get bored.

New doodles, which speak to my mental health and kind-hearted, peaceful nature.

Random Doodles Page I decided to upload because I wanted to add text and color to the new “Infantslaughter Babystomp” design…this is how most pages of doodles in my notebooks look…fucking nonsensical.

World War 2 would have been so much cooler if I were in charge…

World War 2 would have been so much cooler if I were in charge…

My father, atop a dragon, wielding a sword of flame, exterminating a commune of fairies. If I recall correctly, it was drawn as accompaniment to a Mother’s Day card a few years ago.

The Christianization of Scandinavia, as depicted in a silly cartoon. A sad day.

Cephalopod. That about covers it.

Just You Wait...

Someday, I’m going to write a book. It’ll be a tale of courage, passion, and victory. It’ll be a moralistic piece, chock-full of whimsical musings on the meanings of life, the emotional implications of our actions, and the insignificance of everything we do. It’ll be an erotic tale of carnal lust, and an epic romance for the modern day. It will be everything a book should be; a great American literary classic. And it’s protagonist will be a mean-tempered dwarf who rides a pogo stick.

My sister texted me asking what kind of dinosaur Ducky from “Land Before Time” was…this was my reply