Q: Is your name really Danny Havoc?

​A: Of course!  When have you ever heard of professional wrestlers using aliases?  What a silly question.  It’s a family name; my father (Herbert Havoc) came from Norway, where everyone is named after an analogy for chaos and bedlam, like my friends Thomas Chaos and Jesse Bedlam.​

 

Q: Do you really hate the Sambo Style?

A: Well…hate is a very strong word…to be more technically accurate, what I should have said was that I “have a deep-seated and legitimate but vaguely inexplicable distaste for the Sambo Style and its practitioners.”

 

Q: Who is your favourite wrestler?

A: Jun Kasai or Stan Hansen.  It's a draw.

 

Q: Where are you originally from?

A: I somewhat-proudly hail from the unacknowledged hardcore capital of the world; Cylinder, Iowa, home to nearly 70 of the finest mill-workers you’ll ever meet. 

 

Q: How did you get into CZW?

A: I came through the back door, where only special people are allowed in. 

 

Q: What the hell is that gay song you use as your entrance theme, and why would you do such a thing?!?

A: That gay song is “Hungry Like the Wolf” by the incomparable Duran Duran.  As to “why?”—well, y’see, that song is my death tune.  I will be dying at the age of 37, which is about 18 years from now, at the hands of my high school nemesis, Bradley “Danger” Jurrens, who will finally get revenge for the hockey injury I intentionally inflicted upon him.  He will run me down in his charter bus as I’m checking for mail, and that song will be blaring over the bus’ loudspeakers.  This is all true.  I saw it in a vision/hallucination.  That’s also why I feel so free to destroy my body and risk my health in wrestling matches…for 18 years, I AM INVINCIBLE.

 

Because people actually ask me this a fair amount...Here's a list of other theme songs I've used at different feds:

CHIKARA YLC 4: "Old Maui" Father, Son, and Friends

IWA DS South of the Border: "Alone Again, Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan

IWA MS KODM 07: "East Bound and Down" Jerry Reed

IWA EC MOP 07: "Right Proper Charlie" MiddleRow

IWA DS Carnage Cup 07: "A Little More Love" David Guetta

IWA MS 500th Show: "Uzi Rap" UK Apache/Nitin Sawhney

IWA MS Night of Champions: "Red Dwarf Theme Song"

IWA MS KODM 08: "What A Waster"  The Libertines

IPW, wXw: "SUFFA" HedPE

ICW, IWA KODM 09: "When I Die"  GG Allin

 

Q: Who books this nonsense?!?

A: Well...I wanted very much to believe that it was Drew Gulak, because that would tend to support my theory that the Jews control everything, but I've been forced to re-examine this belief (under threat of having my bank card revoked...), and have come to the conclusion that JEWS ARE OUR FRIENDS and PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY CREDIT.  In all seriousness, though...I blame Towel Boy. 

 

Q:What ever happened with late-night infomercial guru Don LaPre's slated feature film premiere (opposite Cindy Margolis), "Undercover Angel?"

A:Sadly, the world may never know exactly what became of this much-anticipated cinematic blessing.  There is speculation that the film's director didn't think that audiences could handle a feature-length production of Don's charisma, as it might cause them to go into seizures, but this has yet to be confirmed...

 

Q: Would you ever consider doing a spoken-word tour?

A: Well, now that you mention it...