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Wrestling Designs

New shirt in the works. This ISN’T the shirt design…but it shares many qualities. First draft.

2 versions of some promotional art I did at the behest of the bigwigs at Absolute Intense Wrestling, featuring Rickey Shane Page leaving his “Christian Faith” persona in the past, a la Peter Parker in this Spider-man cover…in the words of the man who commissioned me to do the work, “Some Hard-Core Nerd Shit.” Indeed.

2 versions of some promotional art I did at the behest of the bigwigs at Absolute Intense Wrestling, featuring Rickey Shane Page leaving his “Christian Faith” persona in the past, a la Peter Parker in this Spider-man cover…in the words of the man who commissioned me to do the work, “Some Hard-Core Nerd Shit.” Indeed.

Lucky13 is the greatest professional wrestler of all time, not to mention the greatest softball pitcher, winningest poker pro, and all-around most adorable fashion model 29 years running. If you have any sense at all, you’ll leap at the chance to empty your wallet on this t-shirt so that the cool kids you so enviously admire from afar will open their arms and finally embrace you as one of their own.

Fancy ring jacket/robe I sketched up for Lucky, per his (fairly ludicrous) specifications. I hope he gets it.

Back piece of a proposed “Outlaw Biker”-style vest I pitched to Matt Tremont as a cool addition to his in-ring attire. Whether or not it ever gets made, I’m still pleased with how it came out.

Oh yeah…this is a shirt. The hardest part of this motherfucker to get right is his sleepy, heavy-lidded eyes, and just when I think I’ve captured his look, he decides he’s going all “Sex Pistols” on me…That’s it, Gatton…YOU’RE ON MY LIST.

Trying to maximize profitability, so I’ve branched out into gear design (I DO NOT MAKE GEAR…Though we can print decals or do heat press-on stuff). This is the final sketch of the shorts for Lucky (that he’ll probably cheap out and not get, as he’s lazy) I drew up for him. Contact me if you like what you see and want something custom designed for your ring gear. I’m imagining you’re a wrestler in this scenario. But I don’t care, I’ll take your money, regardless.

Trying to maximize profitability, so I’ve branched out into gear design (I DO NOT MAKE GEAR…Though we can print decals or do heat press-on stuff). This is some stuff I fooled around with for Lucky in terms of logos. Contact me if you like what you see and want something custom designed for your ring gear. I’m imagining you’re a wrestler in this scenario. But I don’t care, I’ll take your money, regardless.

Trying to maximize profitability, so I’ve branched out into gear design (I DO NOT MAKE GEAR…Though we can print decals or do heat press-on stuff). This is something I did for the back of Conor’s ring jacket. Contact me if you like what you see and want something custom designed for your ring gear. I’m imagining you’re a wrestler in this scenario. But I don’t care, I’ll take your money, regardless.

The artwork (front and back, respectively) featured on my new t-shirts. I’ve always been a strong proponent of the idea that wrestling shirts ought not to scream “I’m a wrestling fan!”…better not to advertise our shame… Well, I daresay this one couldn’t be much more vague and non-committal unless I commissioned Jackson Pollack to design it.

The artwork (front and back, respectively) featured on my new t-shirts. I’ve always been a strong proponent of the idea that wrestling shirts ought not to scream “I’m a wrestling fan!”…better not to advertise our shame… Well, I daresay this one couldn’t be much more vague and non-committal unless I commissioned Jackson Pollack to design it.

Funny how many of my nemeses (many of them, Gulaks) seem to get cool shirt designs out of me, despite our ETERNAL BURNING HATRED!!! Anyway, here’s another nifty design by the team of Wellknown Havoc. Don’t worry about the physical properties of that flag, they’re better left uninvestigated. I wanted this shirt to say “WRESTLING RUSSIAN-JEWISH LUCHA PATRIOT,” but Gulak opted for “Ask No Quarter, Give None.” Always about money with those people…

My arch-nemesis of the moment, despite being a complete and total TWAT, has a really neat shirt design. I wonder where he could have gotten that? (My hatred for Rory is less important than my financial need to promote my non-wrestling employer)

Danny Havoc, Chief Royal Minotaur of Lucifer, presents a brand new t-shirt with his exact likeness emblazoned boldly across the chest. Self-portrait by moi, with touch-ups by Gary Wellknown…the design team henceforth to be known as “WELLKNOWN HAVOC.”

New Tremont shirt I designed. Plus, the original art, just to give some insight as to the process of creating a design. Edit: Upon reflection, that last bit sounds kinda self-important and “artsy.” Nothing I hate more than “artsy” people (except maybe Australasians). Sorry for my lack of humility.

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