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Finishing Maneuvers

Learn What Moves I Use To Lose To My Various Opponents

As in Mortal Kombat, we wrestlers have what we call "finishing moves," which are relatively-unique moves which we employ to defeat our opponents.  I never actually defeat my opponents, but that doesn't stop me from having finishing moves.  Here is a list of my finishing maneuvers, many of which are named after obscure Star Trek references, for obvious reasons. 

  • Watch me do ten (TEN!!!) maneuvers in quick succession!

  • General Order 24"--Wrist-Clutch Death Valley Driver

  • Queen To Queen's Level 3 (Q2QL3)--Double Underhook Legsweep DDT 

  • Iowa State Cyclone--Corkscrew moonsault 

  • Cylinder Side-Effect (Name Credited to Drake Younger)

  • DoublePlusUngood--Shit, Danny, now we're getting into Orwellian references here?  ...This is going too far...

  • There Is No Vulcan DeathGrip! -- Sadly, there is no "There Is No Vulcan Deathgrip" gif so please imagine my hapless foe writhing in abject agony and begging for mercy.

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