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Finishing Maneuvers
Learn What Moves I Use To Lose To My Various Opponents
As in Mortal Kombat, we wrestlers have what we call "finishing moves," which are relatively-unique moves which we employ to defeat our opponents. I never actually defeat my opponents, but that doesn't stop me from having finishing moves. Here is a list of my finishing maneuvers, many of which are named after obscure Star Trek references, for obvious reasons.
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Watch me do ten (TEN!!!) maneuvers in quick succession!

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General Order 24"--Wrist-Clutch Death Valley Driver
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Queen To Queen's Level 3 (Q2QL3)--Double Underhook Legsweep DDT


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Iowa State Cyclone--Corkscrew moonsault
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Cylinder Side-Effect (Name Credited to Drake Younger)


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DoublePlusUngood--Shit, Danny, now we're getting into Orwellian references here? ...This is going too far...
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There Is No Vulcan DeathGrip! -- Sadly, there is no "There Is No Vulcan Deathgrip" gif so please imagine my hapless foe writhing in abject agony and begging for mercy.

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