NATION OF INTOXICATION INVADE WISCONSIN!!!

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This past weekend, famed Party Trio and occasional wrestlers, “The Nation of Intoxication,” flew out to America’s Dairyland under the pretense of filming an extensive series of interviews about Indy wrestling and sleaze. What actually transpired, to the surprise of no one, was that we got incredibly inebriated and made utter fools of ourselves on film. In this way, however, the goal was achieved, because it stands as a more accurate testament to what it really is like to live the life we choose to live, with all the perks and drawbacks very firmly in spotlight.

This endeavor was sponsored by DVLH (“Death Vs. Luke Hadley”), the brainchild of the titular Luke Hadley. For those unaware of Hadley’s accomplishments and role in the strange subculture of hardcore wrestling, he is an extremely-intelligent-if-a-bit-neurotic resident of Door County, WI, who rose to a modicum of fame as “The O.G. of Backyard Wrestling” (quoth Drake Younger) back in the late 90s/early 2000s. A man of eclectic interests, Hadley dabbles in “Behind the Scenes” style filmmaking on subjects ranging from Deathmatch wrestling to GG Allin to [strange gnome-creature] Beetlejuice.

With the working title “NOI Invade Wisconsin,” a DVD special is currently in production which will feature footage not only from this most recent debauchery, but a collection of previous interviews and tidbits collected over the last couple of years, featuring members of the Nation, as well as guest stars such as Ego Fantastico, The Mobbed-Up Russian, and the fine staff and patrons of the Red Room bar in Sturgeon Bay.

For a state with the dubious honor of being America’s Drinking Capital, even Wisconsin was unprepared for the amount of ROCK (and/or) ROLL that the Nation PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE WITH. Clearly, you just can’t take these guys anywhere…

If you’re interested in getting to know outspoken Devon Moore, adorable Lucky13, and seldom-sober Danny Havoc on a more personal level….....Write them a letter! Kids today, they never want to work for anything… BUT, if you just want to watch them slowly (read as: quickly) unravel into drunken louts, then pick up this DVD as soon as it hits the American markets!

I, for one, am looking very much forward to it, as I’m really curious as to what happened to me last weekend…